Sunday, December 6, 2009

Drinking Games: Lisa's DUI

TK writes:
Hey kids, you remember Lisa, the prettiest girl in the country (Mexico)?
texts from last night:
Lisa > TK - 1:09 AM: "Totally not sober. Uh oh"
Lisa > TK - 9:30 AM: "Just got out of jail so you should prob call me sometime to figure out how to get your car out of impound <3"
THE RACECAR IS IN JAIL!!!!1! HotDamnTV must get justice for this outrage! Write / email your local politicians and leaders to tell them that our racecar deserves its freedom (because after all, the HotDamnTV racecar has often been called the Nelson Mandela of comedy). You can contact Duncan Hunter, the U.S. House Representative for California's 52nd District by clicking here, and if you don't live in Poway, you can find out the contact information of your local representatives by clicking here. To send an email correspondence to Barack Obama's White House staff, click here.
You can also help support our cause by spitting / shitting on every cop car / transit cop that you see. Together we can get justice and FREE THE RACECAR!
*Update: One of the cops (faggots) was going through Lisa's bag, and she told him: "well I aint passed the bar but I know a lil bit... enough that you won't illegally search my shit"
LOL she's a keeper <3
*2nd Update: LOL IRONIC ADVERTISEMENT

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