Friday, February 25, 2011

EntertainMENt

Exciting news everyone! This hotness just dropped on Wednesday, but fuck that we don't write on Wednesday. I watched this shit years ago on straight boot leg, and I was floored. Now stick with me sportsfans I know we don't normally do weeaboo shit here, but this is worth your time. I've never seen such a surreal blend of metaphor, innuendo and down right fun in an Anime. I know (dumb) people who have watched this entire thing and come away like "Wait... wut." What is this collection about? SEX. That's what its all about. This beautiful bluray collection is all one big commentary about all of the hormones and feelings that were swirling around inside of your noggin when you were young, dumb, and full of cum (yours or someone else's if you're a broad, or gay stuff too I guess.). I heartily approve, in fact I'm genuinely stoked that this is finally out on bluray.

An entertainMENt post wouldn't be complete without a bunch of quoted text from someone else to make it look big and fluffy, let's go to the tale of the tape and read the synopsis they have toasted on hAmazon.com:

When the three powerhouse creators of Eden of the East, Gurren Lagann and Neon Genesis Evangelion bumped heads, they spawned the series that broke all the rules - then broke the mold.
Naota is a detached sixth-grader afflicted by the pangs of puberty. He's fooling around with his brother's ex-girlfriend when a crazed girl on a motor scooter runs him over, brains him with a bass guitar, and moves into his house. This pink-haired girl, Haruko - who claims she's an alien - hurls Naota into the middle of a mega-corporation's secret agenda. Oh, and now giant battling robots shoot from his skull. Mix in mind-bending animation and tunes that echo through your cerebellum to top off the trip that will have you falling hard for FLCL.
-Amazon.com
That pretty much sums it up. Whoever wrote that should get a job summarizing movies. Did you know professional "writers" who summarize movies wrote about Ridley Scott's "Alien" (1979) that it was "Like Jaws, but in space"? Neat stuff. Can you believe that's a job? Shit, I can do that. Watch: Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes to Jail" is a movie about black people with black problems in silly circumstances that white people won't wanna go see. Bam, that'll be $5,000.00. Justin Bieber's "Never Say Never" is about... is that lesbian still around? Fuck, just go see Tron if its still playing. I'll take 2 Gs for that. Gene Shalit's got nothin' on me.

-G

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